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Here's the questioning box.
Here's the questioning box.
“ While most scientists would write off the event as a freak accident, two esteemed physicists have formulated a theory that suggests an alternative explanation: perhaps a time-traveling bird was sent from the future to sabotage the experiment. Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto, Japan, have published several papers over the past year arguing that the CERN experiment may be the latest in a series of physics research projects whose purposes are so unacceptable to the universe that they are doomed to fail, subverted by the future. ”
Maybe the single most amazing science story ever written. (via moorehn)
The future (probably due to lack of funding for the arts) lacks imagination, let me put this in perspective - you’ll sabotage the LHC but you won’t stop Lou Reed and Metallica from collaborating? Pfft.
(via thenoobyorker)